Mash Potato and Hulk Hogan

This is an SOS, I am in desperate need of mash potatoes and gravy (Dad, you would hate this country!). I could even make do with Bisto Instant, and dare I say it...Smash. Also America's idea of vegetables are Peppers, pickle and chili! What is wrong with peas and carrots? Come to think of it, through in a couple of yorkshires while you are at it!! It's Sunday tomorrow, and while you lot are all tucking into your Sunday roast, Spare a thought for Me and Si as we tuck into our 100th burger since we have been here. Yes I am really an old grumpy British women in disguise, and proud! Also tea bags would be gratefully received.

In other News... I have been demoted from road safety! Si is now navigator, organiser, traffic expert and public relations (I speak too fast for the Americans!). My role is to provide the positive attitude, and obviously I still hold the title of being comedy genius.

Still having a brilliant time, starting to get used to carrying our rucksack. I have developed muscles on my shoulders and have developed really muscley calves. In a nutshell I am becoming more butch every second. My next aim is facial hair, and my dream of becoming the female version of Hulk Hogan will be realised.

Clare
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